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| Mara Liasson, NPR spy cover blown. |
BREAKING NEWS
WASHINGTON, DC – Fox News veteran correspondent Mara Liasson was arrested early this morning in an apparent spy ring sting. Shocked neighbors witnessed a small army of black masked FBI agents enter Liasson's home, then emerge with a handcuffed Liasson.
Fox News spokesman Blair Brentwood told Rumor Slut that, "We suspected something was up when an informant recently tipped us off that Liasson was doubling as a reporter for National Public Radio."
"Any time you have involvement with NPR, close ties with Sweden can't be far behind," said Brentwood.
NPR is thought to be a front agency for Sweden, a socialistic country known for its affiliation with intellectuals (smart people) and also quality sex films.
Brentwood wasn't sure which anti-terrorism and Patriot Acts Liasson would formally be charged with.
"That remains to be seen, and a lot of it has to do with Liasson's willingness to cooperate with the government," said Brentwood.
No official word on who the informant was that ratted out Liasson as an NPR mole, but the word on the street is that it might be fellow Fox journalist and former NPR double agent Juan Williams.
Ha ha. Naughty, irresponsible Sweden. Thank god somebody's finally spoken out against its ruinous licentious ways. As for the NPR, I'm shocked. Absolutely shocked but I always knew there was something dodgy about. As for clever people, well, I just don't trust them. Hurrah for Fox News.
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