RUSSIA – Mikhail Gorbachev, the last leader of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republic (USSR) was spotted exiting a Moscow tattoo parlor, sporting a new tat of the State of Florida on his forehead.
Gorbachev with Florida tattoo |
The last Cold War nemesis, who engaged with President Reagan in an era of détente was less adversarial than collaborative during the final half of the 1980s.
Rumor Slut noticed the conspicuous absence of Cuba just below Florida, although Jamaica was where it should be, as were Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands.
"Castro can kiss my ass," said Gorby when asked about the missing Cuba. He said he owned a yacht in the Virgin Islands, so naturally he would have them tattooed along with Florida.
Gorbachev's Commie cred was in doubt after it was discovered that he tripped out on ecstasy with former U.S. President Ronald Reagan at a Beverly Hills pool party in 1989. Since his retirement, Gorby has shown his cool with piercings, day-glo t-shirts, and drives a 1991 Dodge van with "Save the narwhal" bumper stickers.
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