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Saturday, November 20, 2010

Ann Coulter Has An Afro

Blond bimbo of broadcast has a new do.
By Küchen Küra (Field Correspondent)

NEW YORK – Ann Coulter, giraffe-necked mistress of the dark side had her hair done yesterday at a chic Village salon. Coulter now sports an afro.

Said Coulter about her new do, "My long, straight hair accentuated my long neck. I got fed up with watching the technicians and my producer making gestures as if they were chewing on the leaves of the thorny acacia from behind the studio glass."

"This isn't a racial statement at all. Why does the leftist lamestream media turn everything into an issue of race?" Coulter scolded. Our reporter said nothing about race, so we are left wondering, once again, what she is talking about.

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