Rumor has it that 93 year old ZsaZsa Gabor will be getting a new bionic leg. They want to turn her into the bionic woman, faster, stronger, and more titanium than ever before. If it is true that Zsa Zsa will become the six million dollar woman, then that will actually be a depreciation of her estimated net worth.
She may have a reprieve, however, if plans to put her face on the new Starbucks Coffee logo go through. Starbucks, as some of you are aware is revamping the mysterious logo on their paper cups. The words "Starbucks" and "Coffee" will disappear, as will the green outer circle. The girl in the middle, who used to be black, will now be entirely green. We don't know who she was, but we know who she will become, and that is none other than Zsa Zsa Gabor, wearing her own Hungarian Princess tiara. Of course, artists will have to smooth out some of the wrinkles, and give her yet one more face lift. Rumor also has it that Starbucks will replace that oceanic wavy design behind the Starbucks Princess with a hayfield pattern from Green Acres, which starred Eddie Albert and ZsaZsa's sister Eva Gabor.
